Men Are Just Happier People

Men Are Just Happier People -
What do you expect fromsuch simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas stationrestroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turna nut on a bolt.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talkingto them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practicallyexpected.

One mood all the time.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can stillbe your friend.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing amustache.

No wonder men are happier... :)