Monday, August 22, 2005

Marketing Concepts

Marketing Concepts

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!
"That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see agorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at yousays, "He'svery rich.Marry him.
"That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. Thenext day you calland say "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me.
"That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get upand straightenyour tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. Youopen the doorfor her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer hera ride, andthen say, "By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marryme?
"That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walksup to you andsays, "You are very rich.."That's Brand Recognition.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to herand say, "I'mrich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on yourface.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to herand say, "I amvery rich.Marry me!" And she introduces you to herhusband
That's demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to herand before yousay, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
she turns her facetowards you------------
she is your wife !
That's competition eating into your market share.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Men Are Just Happier People

Men Are Just Happier People -
What do you expect fromsuch simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas stationrestroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turna nut on a bolt.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talkingto them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practicallyexpected.

One mood all the time.Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can stillbe your friend.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing amustache.

No wonder men are happier... :)

It touched my heart, it might touch urs too

We all do the same in our lives......mostly unintentionally.....but still...... MoM'S L O V E

When you were 1 year old,
she fed you and bathed you.
You thanked her by crying all night long.

When you were 2 years old,
she taught you to walk.
You thanked her by running away when she called.

When you were 3,
she made all your meals with love.
You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.

When you were 4,
she gave you some crayons
You thanked her by colouring the dining room table

When you were 5,
she dressed you for the holidays.
You thanked her by plopping into the nearest.

When you were 6,
she walked you to school.
You thanked her by screaming, "I?M NOT GOING!"

When you were 7,
she bought you a baseball.
You thanked her by throwing it through theext-door-neighbour?s window

When you were 8,
she handed you an ice cream.
You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9,
she paid for piano lessons.You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10,
she drove you all day, from soccer togymnastic to one birthday party after another.
You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never lookingback.

When you were 11, she took you and your friends to the movies.
You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut.
You thanked by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14,
she paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15,
she came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16,
she taught you how to drive her car.
You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17,
she was expecting an important call.
You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your school graduation.
You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19,
she paid for your college tuition, drove youto campus, carried your bags.
You thanked by saying good-bye outside the dorm so youwouldn?t be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 20,
she asked whether you were seeing any one.
You thanked by saying "It?s none of your business".

When you were 21, she suggested certain careers for yourfuture.
You thanked her by saying "I don?t want to be like you".

When you were 22,
she hugged at your college graduation.
You thanked her by asking whether she could for a trip toEurope.

When you were 23,
she gave you furniture for your firstapartment.
You thanked her by telling your friends it was ugly.

When you were 24,
she met your fiance and asked your plans forthe future.
You thanked by glaring and growling, "Muuhh-ther, please!".

When you were 25,
she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 30, she called with some advice on the baby.
You thanked her by teller her, "Things are different now."

When you were 40,
she called you to remind you of a relative?sbirthday.
You thanked her by saying that you were "really busy rightnow.

"When you were 50,
she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become totheir children.

And then, one day, she quietly died.

And everything you neverdid came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.



Thursday, August 11, 2005

going easy

so this is continues as it wants just controlling our lives!!
we helplessly watch it playing with us or sometimes we try to fight with it...don't we???
But all in vain... right
The destiny is decided... there is no point in fighting with it.
Let Life play with you and enjoy the game... just be a spectator and ENJOY!!
As said :
"If there is no way out enjoy the problem!"
So dear all devastated ones... no need of fighting jus ENOY the game!!